single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
im like 80% sure all texans ride horses to school and carry around pistols and cowboy hats
tbh when i was in texas for 2 months i saw lots of this LOL
i am from texas and i can confirm this.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
love poem #38894
all i want for christmas is a gun in my mouth that is even warmer than you were