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officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

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sextnoise:

following back tons!

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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bamhbi:


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indie ☆ ☆ ☆
"There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it."

Bertrand Russell (via feellng)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?