*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge
getting compared to the classmate you hate by your teacher is just wrong
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra